BREAKDOWN: Christina Aguilera_BIONIC

Here We Go Kids...

[ATTENTION: my opinions on SOME songs have changed since i posted this, i just didnt wanna change my original thoughts..rather compare them..soo..BOOYAKA!]

ALBUM ART-all i have to say is..WORD bitch..WORD!

F.V.=PASSED

Bionic-Great way to start. fast-pace, good vocals, electric-synthy in the right spots. love when a first song of a new album sounds like THAT shit.

F.V.=PASSED

Not Myself Tonight-well, i wasnt a fan in the beginning. then that video came out and i wasnt having it...BUUUT, when you hear it in the album, its fits like a glove. for that reason..

F.V.=PASSED

Woohoo (feat.Nicki Minaj)- i heard this on YouTube before, HOPING it would turn out better than the one that was out and about................it starts.

Lil Mama annoying voice at first, then she sings/yells a bit, then Lil Mama again, then more singing/yelling, then Lil Mama...

[-___- <--my actual face at this point.]

...aaaaaand then...here comes fucking MINAJ! lolol, i feel like i DO like her, but then i hear her lyrics with that voice, and i just cant take her too seriously!!

bitch is insane and random as fuck..i LOVE her for it!

woohoo?? no..i dont wanna scream that ladies...AT ALL!!...maybe drink it...MAAAYbe...

......BUut, this little one on the radio??......

$$$ CA-CHING-A-LING-A-LING! $$$

plus, after hearing it a few times, the beat kinda starts to grow on you..and then your fucked into liking it..what can ya do? "/

...cause of that and the bank that'll come with it, Xtina you...

F.V.=PASSED

Elastic Love-all im going to say..M.I.A., YOU WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART and this proved why once again. BUT!..Xtina..you turned it out on this. you do something like this again, and i will lick your twat. ^-^ . the lyrics seem amateur at first but theyre a cute and clever play on words that go hand in hand with that infectious beat!

F.V.=PASSED

Desnudate- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO..did i mention, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!! ATTENTION POP SINGERS!: STOP DOING THIS IN YOUR SONGS!!

F.V.=FAAAAAAAILED!!

Love & Glamour (Intro)-STFU Broo! like, REALLY?! i dont think you know how fake you sound there...

F.V.=FAILED

Glam-im starting to get a bit tired of this faggy-QUEENY style of MUSIC! let it go..the gays like you regardless.

im not gonna front, the beat had me..til it started sounding like the 5 girls that once were...who you ask?..DANITY KANE! THATS WHO! lol.

F.V.=FAILED

Prima Donna-Bass droppin so my head bopping makes me happy...but then... strong 'girl-power' lyrics(shocker), "poppin bottles" and Lil Jon with Alarms?! HOW ORIGINAL XTINA!!..... -___- .....

F.V.=FAILED

Morning Dessert (Intro)- :::SLAAAP!!::: I DONT WANT IT!...you can keep it...

F.V.=FAILED

Sex For Breakfast-i feel like this is a re-vamped version of 'Loving me for me' off her 'Stripped' album.

.....yea-no.

F.V.=FAILED

Lift Me Up-first word that came to mind? Pretty. Composed by Linda Perry. reminds me of 'The Climb'...yes...Miley Cyrus...swing and a miss, but a good album filler-skipper.

F.V.=FAILED

My Heart (Intro)-Her son..so cute..her husband..what a jew. lmao ;)

F.V.=PASSED

All I Need-OK! from THE FIRST NOTE, you know its Sia. Composed beautifully. Lyrics are simply a peaceful joy. Vocals are just heaven for those mellow Xtina lovers. a good start on the Sia train sing-a-long that follows the rest of the album.

F.V.=PASSED

I Am-another song that lets you know Sia is behind the booth. i even think she does background vocals, and that made me VERY happy. song is quite a heart taker. Xtina is perfect for this song because of her easy-flow voice that just wraps you up. i think it might be my fav Xtina/Sia song on the album.

F.V.=PASSED

You Lost Me-another pretty one. sounds like her previous work again though. if she wouldve put a tad more thought, she couldve at least made it NOT seem like an album filler-skipper, lol.

F.V.=PASSED

I Hate Boys-nope..shhhoulda passed it to Britney. and those lyrics?!..yea..thats what happens when your in a studio full of lesbians for long periods of time...lmao.

F.V.=FAILED

My Girls (feat.Peaches)-LE TIGRE AND PEACHES! that shit makes me TOOOOO happy..but if you add Xtina in it...it makes it 'odd funky pop' (in a good way). its funny cause you can hear that LE TIGRE sound trying to get through, but it just never really hits. the best part is a roll-call in the middle, followed by a little Peaches rappin. Yum Yum!

BUT FURSURE my Lezzys saved you on this one girl..

F.V.=PASSED

Vanity-straight up, this is a radio jam. dont want it and i flat out HATE the lyrics... but i know it'll grow on me...fml.

F.V.=PASSED

Monday Morning-umm...SANTOGOLD(cause i REFUSE to call her Santigold) is a contributor on this little number. to be honest, its like..:::kanye shrug:::.....but w/e! i know im gonna fall for it soon, lol.

F.V.=PASSED

Bobblehead-ok, as i was listening to this album the first time around, i was layin down with my heartbeats... and the IIIINSTANT THIS SHIT STARTED UP, SO DID I! THIS IS WHAT the previous track was missing!! SANTOGOLD & Xtina at its finest! and who knew Xtina could spit a bit? the song is very 'Bimbo-Stepper-Love'. quite the car jammer.

F.V.=PASSED

Birds Of Prey-A vampy slice of sprinkle cheesecake (a/k/a my favorite) brought to you by non-other than the great ones known as LADYTRON! Its like 'As The Rush Comes'(Motorcycle) meets 'One Word'(Kelly Osbourne) who had a One-Night quicky with 'Do U Feel Me'(Tiesto)...and that voice at end?! OK DANI FILTH(COF) whispers!!!...FUCKING LOOOOOVE! (did you get all that?! ^-^)

F.V.=PASSED

Stronger Than Ever-another song Sia started.....Xtina killed.. :(

F.V.=FAILED

I Am (Stripped)-Its 'I Am' without the orchestra..its just that..Stripped..good call. Its Sia..its perfect. love the FUCK out of it.

F.V.=PASSED

Little Dreamer-music starts..getting excited!!...she starts singing!!...lyrics are kiiiinda lacking, lol. BUUUT, since i have a feeling that song was written for her son...ill change the F.V. to a..

F.V.=PASSED

And that was it kiddies!

My BREAKDOWN for Christina Aguilera_BIONIC!

Now, some of you might be thinking,

"this faggot has no idea what the fuck hes talking about!"

or..

"he likes GaGa so hes just gonna trash Xtina",

and some of you might even say,

"Hmm..i liked that review Jorgie..Thank you."

Well, let me respond...

"Its my opinion SO EAT A SACK OF DICKS and right your on review!"

or..

"your an idiot for comparing the two and you dont even get it so please fuck off quietly."

aaand

"Thank you kind reader! im looking forward to posting more reviews so stay tuned!"

Enjoi. ^_^.