Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...PART 셋 !!

[#nowplaying Sia-We Are Born album]

Hello Labias & Genitals!

Once again, i find myself on a blogging drought...and at THE WORST TIME!!

ill explain...

as most of you know, this passed week i was "Vlogging" for YoJorgie

(which was a complete success so woot woot!)

but i was also supposed to provide you all with an interview with one of my favorite rising stars, ALOT of concert videos, and also some new pictures...

PROOOOBLEM WAS, when we landed last sunday back in MIA, SchrickTick was feeling a bit sicky...then...i started feeling a bit green myself.

yea...GIIIIANT FML MOMENT!

BUUUUUUUUUT, now im back and im already uploading concerts as i type. ^_^

get ready for a stampede of posts kiddies and my bad for being lost.

Enjoi.

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...NYC EDITION!!

[#nowplaying Goldfrapp-Utopia]

Elo Elo fellow readers! Hope you guys are happier then pigs in shit...cause i sure fuckin am!!!

ok, as you all know, Schrick & I are in NYC for a few things. the first mission was accomplished yesterday. Let me tell you guys something...as an EXPERT concert goer, its safe to say that what i experienced yesterday at the GOLDFRAPP concert, was nothing short of euphoric.

Her voice was that of an angels, she was sweet, and in my eyes...one of the biggest rockstars ever. (when i say Rockstar, i mean she has the spirit of Janis & Jimmy inside her when she performs..it just shows..and its a marvelous spectacle to behold.)

Stay Tuned for more goodies from the show...

As always.. Enjoi...

(heres the WORST teaser ever..lol.)

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"no matter where two donkeys go to have sex, no matter the time, the place, the position, its always gonna be ass sex."

-Alek D. Ubieta.

[pictures of/from Alek D. Ubieta]

[picture edit by YoJorgie!]

I HEART NY! [Intro]

[nowplaying Lauren Flax x Sia - You've Changed]

Yo YO!!! Hope everyones hangover aint too bad this monday morning!

Well, its the day before the big adventure!!

Which one your asking??

Schricky Ticky and myself are celebrating our anniversary

(because doesnt every 'Gay-Non-Sex-See-Other-People-Will-Grace-Marriage' have a getaway or 2 sometimes?)

and we pondered how we could celebrate such a GLORIOUS occasion?

Hmmm...:::thinking:::...:::eats:::...:::play C.O.D.:::...::thinking again:::..................................BINGO!

CONCERTS!

what better way to celebrate than to do what we love most right?!

So we immediately begin the search...

As the conversation progressed, the idea grew. We became more excited about the idea of trying to make our silly little anniversary so amazing and unforgettable that the end results... well... no words.

The Plan: I HEART NY:Video Series!

The Concerts: GOLDFRAPP & MEN! [Hers and My fav...crazy right?!]

The Goal: To leave our hearts smeared across The BIG APPLE!

With this trip comes EVEN MORE changes and new little fun trinkets for you mates to love... and trust me... your gonna LOOOVE them.

Ill be unveiling little by little as the NYC days get better and better.

for now, side step to those 'BetchTales' comps i put together for you guys!

Enjoi Mi Gente & Ill be back in a NY minute. ^_^

[heres a wittle wittle hint... im getting to know a few people i mentioned on this post............yea...told ya' your gonna wanna swing back...]

THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED!

SUMMERS HERE KIDS!!!

and with that comes the 1st release(s) in the new

YoJorgie Mixtapes Series!!

every month (or every 2 or 3 .. ^-^) i will be giving you guys my choices for the best ass-shakers and bass-cummers out in the listening world right now! NEW AND OLD! each mix will come complete with cover art and titles (and im also workin on just making the mix downloadable..but SHH!), so make sure to keep checking back to get your fix because this is a new YoJo special comin to you guys like hot cakes!

i love finding new music and i love introducing people to new sounds so feel free to comment/message me with your suggestions for upcoming mixes or just to give me a heads up on whats playing on YOUR stereo.

d^_^b

For your first Chex-Mix of tunes, i had my sidekick Schricky Ticky help me pick out some good shit we were listening to. only problem was, the list ended up being WAAAY too long... so i decided...

FUCK IT!... TWO mixtapes FO YO ASSS!!

(Arent i just a bag of Yum?!?!)

[The 1st mix is mostly plucked by Schrick and the 2nd by YOurs truly.]

BetchTales : HeatStroke Sundays Edition [M-1]

1. Tiesto x Tegan & Sara - Feel It In My Bones
2. M.I.A. x Jay-Z - XXXO [Rmx]
3. David Guetta x Chris Willis x Fergie x LMFAO - Gettin' Over You
4. Sleigh Bells - Crown On the Ground
5. LCD Soundsystem - I Can Change
6. Husky Rescue - Summertime Cowboy
7. Florence + the Machine - Kiss With A Fist
8. She & Him - In The Sun
9. Emiliana Torrini - Jungle Drum
10. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
11. Goldfrapp - Tiptoe
12. La Roux - Tigerlily
13. Hot Chip - Boy From School
14. Muse - Feeling Good
15. N.E.R.D. x Nelly Furtado - Hot N Fun
16. Rye Rye x M.I.A. - Bang
17. Upstation - Get It On
18. Von Iva - LaLa
19. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Black Tongue
20. HURTS - Better Than Love
21. Katy Perry - E.T. (Futuristic Lover)

BetchTales : HeatStroke RECOOP Edition [M-2]

1. KiD CuDi x LCD Soundsystem x Chip Tha Ripper x Christian Bale - All Talk
2. Chauffeur - Soles Of Fire
3. Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes
4. Bruno Mars x Cee-Lo Green x B.o.B - The Other Side
5. Saint Motel - Dear Dictator [Sam Sparro Rmx]
6. Grand National - Talk Amongst Yourselves
7. Florence + The Machine - You've Got the Love [XX Rmx]
8. Nika+Rory - I'm Not Going Anywhere
9. Ladyhawke - Magic
10. Peaches - Lose You [Peaches vs. Drums of Death Edit]
11. MEN - Simultaneously
12. KiD CuDi - Cleveland Is The Reason
13. Sia - Clap Yours Hands [Diplo Rmx]
14. Goldfrapp - Shiny and Warm
15. Bat For Lashes x Beck - Lets Get Lost
16. Crystal Castles - Celestica [Bear In Heaven Rmx]
17. The Phenomenal Handclap Band - You'll Disappear [Horse Meat Disco Rmx]
18. Little Boots - Hearts Collide
19. Tegan and Sara - Alligator [Toro Y Moi Rmx]
20. The XX - Infinity
21. Gossip - Are You That Somebody? [Aaliyah Cover]

BONUS TRACK: MEN - Simultaneously [Lauren Flax Rmx]

There you have it funkatrons!

your first mixes! now go jam and sweat out some happy!!

& As Always, Enjoi. ^^)

A-Surprise-A-Brewin!

[#nowplaying Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over]

HELLO MY SEXY FUNKSTERS!!!

for those of you that want an update...

...its coming soon...lol.

(later today)

got ALOT of good stories about yesterday...

AAAAAAAND im proud to announce that 2nite, one of 'YoJorgie's new additions will be revealed for its 1ST EDITION!!!!

For now? Schricky Ticky & YoJorgie are goin to scope out PRIDE in Ft.Lickedale for a bit..be back with pictures and tales... fun huh?

Stay Tuned...And As Always, Enjoi.

^^)

The End of an Era...

[#nowplaying Yeah Yeah Yeahs-Is Is EP]

So here we are... the day BEFORE my

Cousin/Brother/Twin/Partner In Crime/MEANING OF BROTHERHOOD,

Soda-Can-Dan,

is having his first ba...baaa...(..bare with me..)

.......Baby Shower......

(LOL, i know! imagine the mess im gonna be when the little one arrives!)

Its weird cause its Danny. i mean, i keep seeing alot of my old/new peeps knocking girls up left and right but thats different. i knew this would happen one day, and i knew it would happen in our 20's, but geez...it happened so fast.

if i had known this was coming up, i wouldve MADE HIM go with me to my NYC trips, or my random Orlando gatherings, or any other dumb shit shinanigans i get myself into. dont get me wrong, we've gotten into more shit than you can imagine, but for some reason i feel like it STILL isnt enough.

this last year or so, D and I havent been seeing much of each other. i was in an unhealthy relationship and he was dealing with his own drama, so it was a mission in itself to even talk.

(actually, when i DID speak to him again after like 2 months, is when i found out he was having a baby with Kim...odd way to say 'hi' huh?)

i texted him today to tell him i WASNT going, but instead i said exactly this...

"Hey hoeski...2mrw im gonna pass by before everyone gets there to chill for a bit, give the baby his thingy, and then im riding out before everyone starts arriving."

...yea...im an asshole...

my reason is because, i just dont like being around my family anymore.

plain and simple.

(i doubt any of them read this so its ok, lol.)

i just cant deal with 100 people wanting to play the SAME EXACT STUPID 21 QUESTION BULLSHIT EXAM with me. its SO FUCKING ANNOYING! they just want to ask you questions to come at you with insults and their own version of "advice". then they think YOU'RE the one with an attitude when you give them a response or politely say, "i rather not talk about that."

its TOO MUCH with them!! i have enough to worry about in my own life, for others to be making me feel worse.

No no...not doing it...

...he replies exactly this...

"U know this is big for me and i want u there for the whole thing. U dont have to answer to anyone just be there for me please. i never see you and we never spend time together, im asking for this, please just be there for me."

o_o

...i mean... im fucked. i cant say no to that! lol.

but seriously...how fucked up on MY PART to let these vultures come in between my brother and i. hes having my FIRST NEPHEW and im not gonna be there for something as simple as a baby shower?! REEDONKUELISSNESS!! even dumber to think i couldnt deal with it! WHAT?!, like i HAVENT done it a BILLION & 1 times before?!

shame on me complaining about us not seeing each other, and then me try to pull a stunt like that.

:::sigh:::

maybe the baby will make us closer.

maybe the baby will seperate us more.

...but...

WHATEVER HAPPENS..Danny AND My Nephew are a part of me and ill be damned if i let some shit-heads keep me from seeing them.

This post was for all of you to remember who your brothers/sisters/loved ones are.

call, text, email, fax, smoke signal (WHATEVER) them RIGHT NOW and tell them how much they mean to you.

you'll never know when a life chapter is coming to a close, and you'll need to be there to help write the final sentences...

D.J.J.D.4.P.

AOU!

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...PART DEUX!!

[#nowplaying Saint Motel-Dear Dictator (Sam Sparro Remix)]

Its true kids! IM NOT! yes yes, i have not been blogging about myself like i was in the beginning of this venture, but its because ive been thinking of new ways to bring this page to

THE NEXT LEVEL OF NITRO AWESOMENESS!!!

F.Y.I., theres alot of things coming your way and its gonna be JUICY!

(i dont wanna give away anything til its all ready to be posted.^_^.)

WHAT I CAAAAN SAY!... is that you FINALLY get to meet my best friend (Shes basically me with D's and a Va-JJ) and if your my friend on twitter/facebook/youtube, than your probably familiar with who im referring to...

...yes people...

...The One & Only...

SchrickyTicky

[#nowplaying Crystal Castles-Celestica (Bear In Heaven Remix)]

The lezzy with the heart of gold! She'll be joining me in alot of the blogs new endeavors. its always good to have a womans view on things, ya know?..(even though i consider myself a Lesbian that likes Bears ^_^) Schricks got ALOT to offer. Her music taste and knowledge are enough to make any Rolling Stone reporter turn to suicide.

[NOTE: we here at YoJorgie DO NOT mean to offend..if you know someone that may need help, or if you yourself need help... PLEASE... BOOKMARK this page and go get an Herbal Refreshment!]

...<('-'<) <( '-' )> (>'-')>...

OH!

Hello dancing Kirbys!

...

...i love those guys...

^^)

...you know what people...

...

FUCK IT...im in a giving mood...

:::DRUMROLL:::

COMING SOON TO YOJORGIE!:

-Vlogs

-Live Performances

-Monthly Playlists

& A SHIT LOAD MORE!!

im working hard on trying to make this a funner and different blog for you all to visit so make sure to stick with me through the long run (like my favorite supporter Kristie in the big TEX), and i promise not to disappoint.

i leave you all with a little...

[#nowplaying Gorillaz-Rhinestone Eyes]

As Always..Enjoi.

[Still havent found me anywhere other than here?? Shame on you...

www.facebook.com/jorgefernandezjr

www.myspace.com/just_jorge

www.twitter.com/YoJorgie

www.youtube.com/oompa27

(p.s.-if you goto my youtube page, you'll get a sneak peak of one of my new adventures..yum..)

start with the COPY+PASTE humanoids!!]

Viva La Eva!

Viva CUBA y Viva Eva Mendes!

Enyoy..^^)

Silence Is Goldfrapp...

#nowplaying Goldfrapp - Voicething

Enjoi Golden ones... ^^)

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Once when I was little I had a dream, now I am one."

-Kristie Smith.

[pictures of/from Kristie Smith.]

Mr.Solo Dolo:

#nowplaying KiD CuDi- Cleveland Is The Reason

Enjoi.^^)

Princess - Osama

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"It's not rape if you yell,'SURPRISE!'"

-Radames Cruz.

[picture of/from Radames Cruz.]

Labias & Genitals! I present to you...CHAUFFEUR!

Chauffeur London Debut feat. Duran Duran from Theophilus London on Vimeo.

Sam Sparro + Theophilus London + Mark Ronson = CHAUFFEUR!

Here are the boys doing a cover of Duran Durans 'Chauffeur..WITH Duran Duran themselves!

(*o* i know right?!)

& also performing 'Soles of Fire' , which INSTANTLY became a part of my summer jams.

Enjoi Passengers.^_^.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"i rock a mullet or 2, yea..below the waist."-PEACHES.

Fighting Flames Acoustically

The band sang the 1st single from their 3rd (and HIIIIIGHLY anticipated by yours truly ^-^) album 'Fire With Fire' for Germany Radio Station '1Live'.

An ORGASMIC spectacle to behold.

Enjoi Tijeritas!

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"FAGGOTS FOREVER! ; DYKES LIVE ON!" -Gossip

(Beth Dittos last words off stage after their BONNAROO MUSIC FESTIVAL 2010 Set.)

[EXTRA EXTRA!: Heres a BONUS for those of you that wanna hear it for yourselves! ^_^ As always..Enjoi.]

THROW YO SETS UP!!

#nowplaying Rye Rye (feat. M.I.A.)- Bang Bang

[EXTRA EXTRA: on 6/13 @ 2:58 a.m., Rye Rye tweeted a fan back saying that she might be opening for M.I.A. this summer... keep your Bananers peeled kiddies.]

& As always, Enjoi.^_^.

Dont you wish 'Meg Griffin' actually looked like THIS?!?!

yyyyyyyea...its like THAT!

Damn Mila Kunis...DAMN!

Enjoi.^_^.

Milk ALWAYS does a body good...

Just ask Marco Da Silva...

Enjoi.^_^.

LET THE WILD RUMPUS STAAART!!!

i just found this and it made me smile...

#nowplaying Where The Wild Things Are OST.

JAM!: Karen O & The Kids - Capsize

BREAKDOWN: Christina Aguilera_BIONIC

Here We Go Kids...

[ATTENTION: my opinions on SOME songs have changed since i posted this, i just didnt wanna change my original thoughts..rather compare them..soo..BOOYAKA!]

ALBUM ART-all i have to say is..WORD bitch..WORD!

F.V.=PASSED

Bionic-Great way to start. fast-pace, good vocals, electric-synthy in the right spots. love when a first song of a new album sounds like THAT shit.

F.V.=PASSED

Not Myself Tonight-well, i wasnt a fan in the beginning. then that video came out and i wasnt having it...BUUUT, when you hear it in the album, its fits like a glove. for that reason..

F.V.=PASSED

Woohoo (feat.Nicki Minaj)- i heard this on YouTube before, HOPING it would turn out better than the one that was out and about................it starts.

Lil Mama annoying voice at first, then she sings/yells a bit, then Lil Mama again, then more singing/yelling, then Lil Mama...

[-___- <--my actual face at this point.]

...aaaaaand then...here comes fucking MINAJ! lolol, i feel like i DO like her, but then i hear her lyrics with that voice, and i just cant take her too seriously!!

bitch is insane and random as fuck..i LOVE her for it!

woohoo?? no..i dont wanna scream that ladies...AT ALL!!...maybe drink it...MAAAYbe...

......BUut, this little one on the radio??......

$$$ CA-CHING-A-LING-A-LING! $$$

plus, after hearing it a few times, the beat kinda starts to grow on you..and then your fucked into liking it..what can ya do? "/

...cause of that and the bank that'll come with it, Xtina you...

F.V.=PASSED

Elastic Love-all im going to say..M.I.A., YOU WILL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART and this proved why once again. BUT!..Xtina..you turned it out on this. you do something like this again, and i will lick your twat. ^-^ . the lyrics seem amateur at first but theyre a cute and clever play on words that go hand in hand with that infectious beat!

F.V.=PASSED

Desnudate- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO..did i mention, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!! ATTENTION POP SINGERS!: STOP DOING THIS IN YOUR SONGS!!

F.V.=FAAAAAAAILED!!

Love & Glamour (Intro)-STFU Broo! like, REALLY?! i dont think you know how fake you sound there...

F.V.=FAILED

Glam-im starting to get a bit tired of this faggy-QUEENY style of MUSIC! let it go..the gays like you regardless.

im not gonna front, the beat had me..til it started sounding like the 5 girls that once were...who you ask?..DANITY KANE! THATS WHO! lol.

F.V.=FAILED

Prima Donna-Bass droppin so my head bopping makes me happy...but then... strong 'girl-power' lyrics(shocker), "poppin bottles" and Lil Jon with Alarms?! HOW ORIGINAL XTINA!!..... -___- .....

F.V.=FAILED

Morning Dessert (Intro)- :::SLAAAP!!::: I DONT WANT IT!...you can keep it...

F.V.=FAILED

Sex For Breakfast-i feel like this is a re-vamped version of 'Loving me for me' off her 'Stripped' album.

.....yea-no.

F.V.=FAILED

Lift Me Up-first word that came to mind? Pretty. Composed by Linda Perry. reminds me of 'The Climb'...yes...Miley Cyrus...swing and a miss, but a good album filler-skipper.

F.V.=FAILED

My Heart (Intro)-Her son..so cute..her husband..what a jew. lmao ;)

F.V.=PASSED

All I Need-OK! from THE FIRST NOTE, you know its Sia. Composed beautifully. Lyrics are simply a peaceful joy. Vocals are just heaven for those mellow Xtina lovers. a good start on the Sia train sing-a-long that follows the rest of the album.

F.V.=PASSED

I Am-another song that lets you know Sia is behind the booth. i even think she does background vocals, and that made me VERY happy. song is quite a heart taker. Xtina is perfect for this song because of her easy-flow voice that just wraps you up. i think it might be my fav Xtina/Sia song on the album.

F.V.=PASSED

You Lost Me-another pretty one. sounds like her previous work again though. if she wouldve put a tad more thought, she couldve at least made it NOT seem like an album filler-skipper, lol.

F.V.=PASSED

I Hate Boys-nope..shhhoulda passed it to Britney. and those lyrics?!..yea..thats what happens when your in a studio full of lesbians for long periods of time...lmao.

F.V.=FAILED

My Girls (feat.Peaches)-LE TIGRE AND PEACHES! that shit makes me TOOOOO happy..but if you add Xtina in it...it makes it 'odd funky pop' (in a good way). its funny cause you can hear that LE TIGRE sound trying to get through, but it just never really hits. the best part is a roll-call in the middle, followed by a little Peaches rappin. Yum Yum!

BUT FURSURE my Lezzys saved you on this one girl..

F.V.=PASSED

Vanity-straight up, this is a radio jam. dont want it and i flat out HATE the lyrics... but i know it'll grow on me...fml.

F.V.=PASSED

Monday Morning-umm...SANTOGOLD(cause i REFUSE to call her Santigold) is a contributor on this little number. to be honest, its like..:::kanye shrug:::.....but w/e! i know im gonna fall for it soon, lol.

F.V.=PASSED

Bobblehead-ok, as i was listening to this album the first time around, i was layin down with my heartbeats... and the IIIINSTANT THIS SHIT STARTED UP, SO DID I! THIS IS WHAT the previous track was missing!! SANTOGOLD & Xtina at its finest! and who knew Xtina could spit a bit? the song is very 'Bimbo-Stepper-Love'. quite the car jammer.

F.V.=PASSED

Birds Of Prey-A vampy slice of sprinkle cheesecake (a/k/a my favorite) brought to you by non-other than the great ones known as LADYTRON! Its like 'As The Rush Comes'(Motorcycle) meets 'One Word'(Kelly Osbourne) who had a One-Night quicky with 'Do U Feel Me'(Tiesto)...and that voice at end?! OK DANI FILTH(COF) whispers!!!...FUCKING LOOOOOVE! (did you get all that?! ^-^)

F.V.=PASSED

Stronger Than Ever-another song Sia started.....Xtina killed.. :(

F.V.=FAILED

I Am (Stripped)-Its 'I Am' without the orchestra..its just that..Stripped..good call. Its Sia..its perfect. love the FUCK out of it.

F.V.=PASSED

Little Dreamer-music starts..getting excited!!...she starts singing!!...lyrics are kiiiinda lacking, lol. BUUUT, since i have a feeling that song was written for her son...ill change the F.V. to a..

F.V.=PASSED

And that was it kiddies!

My BREAKDOWN for Christina Aguilera_BIONIC!

Now, some of you might be thinking,

"this faggot has no idea what the fuck hes talking about!"

or..

"he likes GaGa so hes just gonna trash Xtina",

and some of you might even say,

"Hmm..i liked that review Jorgie..Thank you."

Well, let me respond...

"Its my opinion SO EAT A SACK OF DICKS and right your on review!"

or..

"your an idiot for comparing the two and you dont even get it so please fuck off quietly."

aaand

"Thank you kind reader! im looking forward to posting more reviews so stay tuned!"

Enjoi. ^_^.