“Daddy’s Roommate” by Alyson Wonderland.

Sissy - So Long

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"...you are wasting my LIFE!"

-Joel "Dirty" Sanchez.

[pictures of/from -Joel "Dirty" Sanchez.]

[picture edit by YoJorgie!]

SERIES: Real MEN roll up their own Gossip-Pons.

[#nowplaying GOSSIP - Standing In The Way Of Control album]

These are a series of pictures that i took for one of my favorite bands, GOSSIP. you've read about them before on YoJorgie, and ive even posted the live performance from this years BONNAROO (its under one of my 'QUOTE OF THE DAYS') .

I love this band more then anyone can imagine... soooo...

On the bands site, fans can upload pictures directly to the gallery as fan art, live shows, meets & greets, etc...

these are mine...:

Part ONE:

Part TWO:

Part THREE:

I think theyre some of my best... ^^)

Enjoi.

JAM!: Gossip - Holy Water

YoJorgie Pres.: LAUREN FLAX!

Elo Ladoos and Gentoes!

As i announced before, the musical beauty that is LAUREN FLAX agreed to do an interview for our very first entry of "YoJorgie Pres.:"... and you know i died in the BEST way.

the meeting was described to you in the video that i posted for my 'I HEART NY' (day 4-5) vlogging series, but not all of it.

W/O Further Ado, Lets Begin:

it started off by S.T. and i getting there before ANYONE, lol. we then have a drink and walk to the stage room. i looked to the right and see:

...i cream...

and ALSO notice..CASH ONLY!

>_<

So S.T. and i find out where an ATM is from the BEAUTIFUL woman working in the front

(btw-love you for giving me the poster and hard copy tickets..LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU!!)

and we make our way outside. when i look to my right, i notice these big dark brown strands of AWESOMENESS (lol) and realize..

OMG..LAUREN FLAX!

we cross the street to get to the ATM. i pounded those buttons like a good piece-a-meat,

get my mula, and run back across. When we start making our way to the door, she (lauren) gets in a sec before and is now standing RIGHT in front of me!!!

I automatically think,

"OK!...now or never jorgie boy!!..."

my mouth opens...nothing happens...she keeps walking...she gets closer to the backstage area...i still cant speak...shes getting farther...

..............and then..............

"LAAAaaaAaaauauUUUUUUuuRRREENNNnnn!!!"

........!........

....OF COURSE!...I LET OUT THE WEEEEIRDEST PITCHED SHOUT/SCREECH TO LAUREN FLAX!!!!....

She turns with a shocked and hesitant look on her face (AS SHE SHOULD HAVE AFTER THAT! lolol) and i introduce myself. She recognized me (i die) and i continued to explain what happened to my horrible cell phone with the terrible covergae and horrifying customer service. she was glad to see i found her and after all that ish and a quick run backstage, she was ready.

i was completly in SHOCK and SOOOOO nervous, that i didnt really think through on how the interview shouldve been done. (...not good...)

we were standing in the middle of the bar thats inside the venue and there was an open booth available. for some reason, thats where i decided to sit..WHY?!.. IDK!!

its funny because SHE knew that the interview wouldnt go as smoothly, but of course, Mr.Freeze-Up Jorgie was so stunned by what was happening that he wasnt realizing the music was BLARING out this odd alternative rock that was just NOT good to talk over.

and because i have short-term memory loss and didnt have an extra battery on my camera, i decided to get SchrickyTicky's assistance and we used her phone to record the interview.

here we go...

L.F.:will you be able to hear, or?

YoJo: yea as long as i can hear you after this so that i can exactly right down what u said..

shoulda taken that as a sign!*

I start by thanking her 50 different ways, some nervous rambling, and then explain the blog...i think she digs it.

Then...

YoJo: i know your a part of the project 'HOTEL MOTEL'. Are you guys going to start doing that across the US or worldwide or are you going to keep it local?

L.F.: you know what? because all of us girls are never home, we're always on tour, so whenever we're all home, we try to throw a 'hotel motel' to play together. i mean maybe we might do more shows, but for now its just that.

YoJo: your also touring with Fischerspooner right?

L.F.: yes.

YoJo: are you opening for them?

L.F.: well actually, im part of the band.

YoJo: oh yeah! my mistake. i saw that on your myspace page. were you a fan of them before you started working with them?

L.F.: oh HELL YEAH! ive been ... ----------------

:::silence:::

dO_Ob

theres no sound?...?!...?!?!?!...?!@#$%^&*

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!...

-___- ☂

UN-FUCKING-FORTUNATELY, the audio goes kaput and all thats left is memories.

LUCKILY! i DID write down some of her responses that i was able to remember on the train on the way back home...

this is a short hand of everything taken directly from my memo pad on my BlackBerry...dont correct me and dont quote me 100%, lol. :

YoJo:(Fischerspooner question.)

L.F.: Yes, I loooved them since 1999, its such an honor to be able to be a part of FS.

YoJo: What is that little thing you hear in certain songs that make you want to remix them?
L.F.: When I start to remix a song, I don't have any certain angle I go at it with. I just don't use any of the songs original beats. But I do try to make it dancy, ya know? Like 'DANCE BITCHES DAAANCE!!'


Let me start off by saying im sorry to Lauren. Shes been nothing but amazing from before i met her til even after i texted her when i got back home.
IM REALLY SORRY LAUREN! AND SOOOOO EMBARRASSED!! I WILL MAKE THIS UP TO YOU! IM GOING TO ORLANDO AND IM GOING TO PROMISE YOU THAT ITS GOING TO BE PERFECT!
and im really sorry to my readers! you guys will get nothing but the best from me! i will keep bringing you gold (like Lauren) and will not let this happen again... pinky promise.

i leave you kids with a picture of The Flax on stage, opening up with her band CREEP.

watch some of the performance on my YouTube page:

www.youtube.com/oompa27

Stay Tuned for the next one kids...and as always...Enjoi.

Goldfrapp + NYC = Euphoria.

[#nowplaying Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree album]

(p.s.-I was going to make this a loooong description of the concert..but i changed my mind. you can just see the videos on my YouTube... they're self explanatory.)

(p.s.s.- I finally learned what people mean when they say 'it was love at 1st site'. and no, im not talking about Goldfrapp. if hes reading this... thanks for making my night even better... and for giving me hope that there is still someone out there for me...)

OPENING ACT: CULTS

... yea... no bueno... (not a band that can open for Goldfrapp kind of no bueno...)

MAIN ACT: Goldfrapp

... She starts... We Melt...

We both hear our favorite songs...

I have permanent goosebumps... Schricky cries...

its gets better... then becomes fantastic... turns into ecstasy...

We wait for a setlist... someone gives it to us... stage manager takes it back...

fucker-bastard!!

Turns out to be lyrics... not a setlist... ?!?!?!

Lol... no entiendo, but fuck it.

SETLIST:

Voicething / Crystalline Green

I wanna life

A&E

Dreaming

Head First

Number 1

Believer

Alive

Shiny and Warm

Train

Ride a White Horse

Ooh La La

Utopia

Black Cherry

Rocket

Strict Machine

(readers, if i DIDNT record your fav, my bad, but i wanted to look at her through my own eyes for a little while and not through my cam... you understand, yes?)

OVERALL: one of the BEST concerts ive ever been to. Breathtaking from beginning to end.

Enjoi. ^_^.

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...PART 셋 !!

[#nowplaying Sia-We Are Born album]

Hello Labias & Genitals!

Once again, i find myself on a blogging drought...and at THE WORST TIME!!

ill explain...

as most of you know, this passed week i was "Vlogging" for YoJorgie

(which was a complete success so woot woot!)

but i was also supposed to provide you all with an interview with one of my favorite rising stars, ALOT of concert videos, and also some new pictures...

PROOOOBLEM WAS, when we landed last sunday back in MIA, SchrickTick was feeling a bit sicky...then...i started feeling a bit green myself.

yea...GIIIIANT FML MOMENT!

BUUUUUUUUUT, now im back and im already uploading concerts as i type. ^_^

get ready for a stampede of posts kiddies and my bad for being lost.

Enjoi.

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...NYC EDITION!!

[#nowplaying Goldfrapp-Utopia]

Elo Elo fellow readers! Hope you guys are happier then pigs in shit...cause i sure fuckin am!!!

ok, as you all know, Schrick & I are in NYC for a few things. the first mission was accomplished yesterday. Let me tell you guys something...as an EXPERT concert goer, its safe to say that what i experienced yesterday at the GOLDFRAPP concert, was nothing short of euphoric.

Her voice was that of an angels, she was sweet, and in my eyes...one of the biggest rockstars ever. (when i say Rockstar, i mean she has the spirit of Janis & Jimmy inside her when she performs..it just shows..and its a marvelous spectacle to behold.)

Stay Tuned for more goodies from the show...

As always.. Enjoi...

(heres the WORST teaser ever..lol.)

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"no matter where two donkeys go to have sex, no matter the time, the place, the position, its always gonna be ass sex."

-Alek D. Ubieta.

[pictures of/from Alek D. Ubieta]

[picture edit by YoJorgie!]

I HEART NY! [Intro]

[nowplaying Lauren Flax x Sia - You've Changed]

Yo YO!!! Hope everyones hangover aint too bad this monday morning!

Well, its the day before the big adventure!!

Which one your asking??

Schricky Ticky and myself are celebrating our anniversary

(because doesnt every 'Gay-Non-Sex-See-Other-People-Will-Grace-Marriage' have a getaway or 2 sometimes?)

and we pondered how we could celebrate such a GLORIOUS occasion?

Hmmm...:::thinking:::...:::eats:::...:::play C.O.D.:::...::thinking again:::..................................BINGO!

CONCERTS!

what better way to celebrate than to do what we love most right?!

So we immediately begin the search...

As the conversation progressed, the idea grew. We became more excited about the idea of trying to make our silly little anniversary so amazing and unforgettable that the end results... well... no words.

The Plan: I HEART NY:Video Series!

The Concerts: GOLDFRAPP & MEN! [Hers and My fav...crazy right?!]

The Goal: To leave our hearts smeared across The BIG APPLE!

With this trip comes EVEN MORE changes and new little fun trinkets for you mates to love... and trust me... your gonna LOOOVE them.

Ill be unveiling little by little as the NYC days get better and better.

for now, side step to those 'BetchTales' comps i put together for you guys!

Enjoi Mi Gente & Ill be back in a NY minute. ^_^

[heres a wittle wittle hint... im getting to know a few people i mentioned on this post............yea...told ya' your gonna wanna swing back...]

THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED!

SUMMERS HERE KIDS!!!

and with that comes the 1st release(s) in the new

YoJorgie Mixtapes Series!!

every month (or every 2 or 3 .. ^-^) i will be giving you guys my choices for the best ass-shakers and bass-cummers out in the listening world right now! NEW AND OLD! each mix will come complete with cover art and titles (and im also workin on just making the mix downloadable..but SHH!), so make sure to keep checking back to get your fix because this is a new YoJo special comin to you guys like hot cakes!

i love finding new music and i love introducing people to new sounds so feel free to comment/message me with your suggestions for upcoming mixes or just to give me a heads up on whats playing on YOUR stereo.

d^_^b

For your first Chex-Mix of tunes, i had my sidekick Schricky Ticky help me pick out some good shit we were listening to. only problem was, the list ended up being WAAAY too long... so i decided...

FUCK IT!... TWO mixtapes FO YO ASSS!!

(Arent i just a bag of Yum?!?!)

[The 1st mix is mostly plucked by Schrick and the 2nd by YOurs truly.]

BetchTales : HeatStroke Sundays Edition [M-1]

1. Tiesto x Tegan & Sara - Feel It In My Bones
2. M.I.A. x Jay-Z - XXXO [Rmx]
3. David Guetta x Chris Willis x Fergie x LMFAO - Gettin' Over You
4. Sleigh Bells - Crown On the Ground
5. LCD Soundsystem - I Can Change
6. Husky Rescue - Summertime Cowboy
7. Florence + the Machine - Kiss With A Fist
8. She & Him - In The Sun
9. Emiliana Torrini - Jungle Drum
10. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
11. Goldfrapp - Tiptoe
12. La Roux - Tigerlily
13. Hot Chip - Boy From School
14. Muse - Feeling Good
15. N.E.R.D. x Nelly Furtado - Hot N Fun
16. Rye Rye x M.I.A. - Bang
17. Upstation - Get It On
18. Von Iva - LaLa
19. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Black Tongue
20. HURTS - Better Than Love
21. Katy Perry - E.T. (Futuristic Lover)

BetchTales : HeatStroke RECOOP Edition [M-2]

1. KiD CuDi x LCD Soundsystem x Chip Tha Ripper x Christian Bale - All Talk
2. Chauffeur - Soles Of Fire
3. Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes
4. Bruno Mars x Cee-Lo Green x B.o.B - The Other Side
5. Saint Motel - Dear Dictator [Sam Sparro Rmx]
6. Grand National - Talk Amongst Yourselves
7. Florence + The Machine - You've Got the Love [XX Rmx]
8. Nika+Rory - I'm Not Going Anywhere
9. Ladyhawke - Magic
10. Peaches - Lose You [Peaches vs. Drums of Death Edit]
11. MEN - Simultaneously
12. KiD CuDi - Cleveland Is The Reason
13. Sia - Clap Yours Hands [Diplo Rmx]
14. Goldfrapp - Shiny and Warm
15. Bat For Lashes x Beck - Lets Get Lost
16. Crystal Castles - Celestica [Bear In Heaven Rmx]
17. The Phenomenal Handclap Band - You'll Disappear [Horse Meat Disco Rmx]
18. Little Boots - Hearts Collide
19. Tegan and Sara - Alligator [Toro Y Moi Rmx]
20. The XX - Infinity
21. Gossip - Are You That Somebody? [Aaliyah Cover]

BONUS TRACK: MEN - Simultaneously [Lauren Flax Rmx]

There you have it funkatrons!

your first mixes! now go jam and sweat out some happy!!

& As Always, Enjoi. ^^)

A-Surprise-A-Brewin!

[#nowplaying Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over]

HELLO MY SEXY FUNKSTERS!!!

for those of you that want an update...

...its coming soon...lol.

(later today)

got ALOT of good stories about yesterday...

AAAAAAAND im proud to announce that 2nite, one of 'YoJorgie's new additions will be revealed for its 1ST EDITION!!!!

For now? Schricky Ticky & YoJorgie are goin to scope out PRIDE in Ft.Lickedale for a bit..be back with pictures and tales... fun huh?

Stay Tuned...And As Always, Enjoi.

^^)

The End of an Era...

[#nowplaying Yeah Yeah Yeahs-Is Is EP]

So here we are... the day BEFORE my

Cousin/Brother/Twin/Partner In Crime/MEANING OF BROTHERHOOD,

Soda-Can-Dan,

is having his first ba...baaa...(..bare with me..)

.......Baby Shower......

(LOL, i know! imagine the mess im gonna be when the little one arrives!)

Its weird cause its Danny. i mean, i keep seeing alot of my old/new peeps knocking girls up left and right but thats different. i knew this would happen one day, and i knew it would happen in our 20's, but geez...it happened so fast.

if i had known this was coming up, i wouldve MADE HIM go with me to my NYC trips, or my random Orlando gatherings, or any other dumb shit shinanigans i get myself into. dont get me wrong, we've gotten into more shit than you can imagine, but for some reason i feel like it STILL isnt enough.

this last year or so, D and I havent been seeing much of each other. i was in an unhealthy relationship and he was dealing with his own drama, so it was a mission in itself to even talk.

(actually, when i DID speak to him again after like 2 months, is when i found out he was having a baby with Kim...odd way to say 'hi' huh?)

i texted him today to tell him i WASNT going, but instead i said exactly this...

"Hey hoeski...2mrw im gonna pass by before everyone gets there to chill for a bit, give the baby his thingy, and then im riding out before everyone starts arriving."

...yea...im an asshole...

my reason is because, i just dont like being around my family anymore.

plain and simple.

(i doubt any of them read this so its ok, lol.)

i just cant deal with 100 people wanting to play the SAME EXACT STUPID 21 QUESTION BULLSHIT EXAM with me. its SO FUCKING ANNOYING! they just want to ask you questions to come at you with insults and their own version of "advice". then they think YOU'RE the one with an attitude when you give them a response or politely say, "i rather not talk about that."

its TOO MUCH with them!! i have enough to worry about in my own life, for others to be making me feel worse.

No no...not doing it...

...he replies exactly this...

"U know this is big for me and i want u there for the whole thing. U dont have to answer to anyone just be there for me please. i never see you and we never spend time together, im asking for this, please just be there for me."

o_o

...i mean... im fucked. i cant say no to that! lol.

but seriously...how fucked up on MY PART to let these vultures come in between my brother and i. hes having my FIRST NEPHEW and im not gonna be there for something as simple as a baby shower?! REEDONKUELISSNESS!! even dumber to think i couldnt deal with it! WHAT?!, like i HAVENT done it a BILLION & 1 times before?!

shame on me complaining about us not seeing each other, and then me try to pull a stunt like that.

:::sigh:::

maybe the baby will make us closer.

maybe the baby will seperate us more.

...but...

WHATEVER HAPPENS..Danny AND My Nephew are a part of me and ill be damned if i let some shit-heads keep me from seeing them.

This post was for all of you to remember who your brothers/sisters/loved ones are.

call, text, email, fax, smoke signal (WHATEVER) them RIGHT NOW and tell them how much they mean to you.

you'll never know when a life chapter is coming to a close, and you'll need to be there to help write the final sentences...

D.J.J.D.4.P.

AOU!

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...PART DEUX!!

[#nowplaying Saint Motel-Dear Dictator (Sam Sparro Remix)]

Its true kids! IM NOT! yes yes, i have not been blogging about myself like i was in the beginning of this venture, but its because ive been thinking of new ways to bring this page to

THE NEXT LEVEL OF NITRO AWESOMENESS!!!

F.Y.I., theres alot of things coming your way and its gonna be JUICY!

(i dont wanna give away anything til its all ready to be posted.^_^.)

WHAT I CAAAAN SAY!... is that you FINALLY get to meet my best friend (Shes basically me with D's and a Va-JJ) and if your my friend on twitter/facebook/youtube, than your probably familiar with who im referring to...

...yes people...

...The One & Only...

SchrickyTicky

[#nowplaying Crystal Castles-Celestica (Bear In Heaven Remix)]

The lezzy with the heart of gold! She'll be joining me in alot of the blogs new endeavors. its always good to have a womans view on things, ya know?..(even though i consider myself a Lesbian that likes Bears ^_^) Schricks got ALOT to offer. Her music taste and knowledge are enough to make any Rolling Stone reporter turn to suicide.

[NOTE: we here at YoJorgie DO NOT mean to offend..if you know someone that may need help, or if you yourself need help... PLEASE... BOOKMARK this page and go get an Herbal Refreshment!]

...<('-'<) <( '-' )> (>'-')>...

OH!

Hello dancing Kirbys!

...

...i love those guys...

^^)

...you know what people...

...

FUCK IT...im in a giving mood...

:::DRUMROLL:::

COMING SOON TO YOJORGIE!:

-Vlogs

-Live Performances

-Monthly Playlists

& A SHIT LOAD MORE!!

im working hard on trying to make this a funner and different blog for you all to visit so make sure to stick with me through the long run (like my favorite supporter Kristie in the big TEX), and i promise not to disappoint.

i leave you all with a little...

[#nowplaying Gorillaz-Rhinestone Eyes]

As Always..Enjoi.

[Still havent found me anywhere other than here?? Shame on you...

www.facebook.com/jorgefernandezjr

www.myspace.com/just_jorge

www.twitter.com/YoJorgie

www.youtube.com/oompa27

(p.s.-if you goto my youtube page, you'll get a sneak peak of one of my new adventures..yum..)

start with the COPY+PASTE humanoids!!]