CVLZ - RECONNAISSANCE

Some new new from CVLZ (YoJorgie & AoThaBandit).

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Inside the BELLY OF THE BEAST:

Elo Elo my kiddies!
Today in NYC, the amazing little firecracker known as Hannah Rad!, interviewed two of my favorites on her radio show broadcasted on
East Village Radio.
Nina Sky
&
Theophilus London.
Even better is the AMAZING shout out that the girls gave ya boy ova heaaa!!!
Wanna hear it for yourself?
:::in Michelle Tanner voice:::
YOU GOT IT DUDE! ^^)

BELLY OF THE BEAST Broadcast-7/29/10
BELLY OF THE BEAST Track Info-7/29/10

Enjoi peeps.
[And DONT FORGET to check out BELLY OF THE BEAST every thursday on www.EVR.com...
aaaand whiiiile your at it, check out Hannahs site www.SheenaBeaston.com]

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...PART 셋 !!

[#nowplaying Sia-We Are Born album]

Hello Labias & Genitals!

Once again, i find myself on a blogging drought...and at THE WORST TIME!!

ill explain...

as most of you know, this passed week i was "Vlogging" for YoJorgie

(which was a complete success so woot woot!)

but i was also supposed to provide you all with an interview with one of my favorite rising stars, ALOT of concert videos, and also some new pictures...

PROOOOBLEM WAS, when we landed last sunday back in MIA, SchrickTick was feeling a bit sicky...then...i started feeling a bit green myself.

yea...GIIIIANT FML MOMENT!

BUUUUUUUUUT, now im back and im already uploading concerts as i type. ^_^

get ready for a stampede of posts kiddies and my bad for being lost.

Enjoi.

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...NYC EDITION!!

[#nowplaying Goldfrapp-Utopia]

Elo Elo fellow readers! Hope you guys are happier then pigs in shit...cause i sure fuckin am!!!

ok, as you all know, Schrick & I are in NYC for a few things. the first mission was accomplished yesterday. Let me tell you guys something...as an EXPERT concert goer, its safe to say that what i experienced yesterday at the GOLDFRAPP concert, was nothing short of euphoric.

Her voice was that of an angels, she was sweet, and in my eyes...one of the biggest rockstars ever. (when i say Rockstar, i mean she has the spirit of Janis & Jimmy inside her when she performs..it just shows..and its a marvelous spectacle to behold.)

Stay Tuned for more goodies from the show...

As always.. Enjoi...

(heres the WORST teaser ever..lol.)

A-Surprise-A-Brewin!

[#nowplaying Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over]

HELLO MY SEXY FUNKSTERS!!!

for those of you that want an update...

...its coming soon...lol.

(later today)

got ALOT of good stories about yesterday...

AAAAAAAND im proud to announce that 2nite, one of 'YoJorgie's new additions will be revealed for its 1ST EDITION!!!!

For now? Schricky Ticky & YoJorgie are goin to scope out PRIDE in Ft.Lickedale for a bit..be back with pictures and tales... fun huh?

Stay Tuned...And As Always, Enjoi.

^^)

The End of an Era...

[#nowplaying Yeah Yeah Yeahs-Is Is EP]

So here we are... the day BEFORE my

Cousin/Brother/Twin/Partner In Crime/MEANING OF BROTHERHOOD,

Soda-Can-Dan,

is having his first ba...baaa...(..bare with me..)

.......Baby Shower......

(LOL, i know! imagine the mess im gonna be when the little one arrives!)

Its weird cause its Danny. i mean, i keep seeing alot of my old/new peeps knocking girls up left and right but thats different. i knew this would happen one day, and i knew it would happen in our 20's, but geez...it happened so fast.

if i had known this was coming up, i wouldve MADE HIM go with me to my NYC trips, or my random Orlando gatherings, or any other dumb shit shinanigans i get myself into. dont get me wrong, we've gotten into more shit than you can imagine, but for some reason i feel like it STILL isnt enough.

this last year or so, D and I havent been seeing much of each other. i was in an unhealthy relationship and he was dealing with his own drama, so it was a mission in itself to even talk.

(actually, when i DID speak to him again after like 2 months, is when i found out he was having a baby with Kim...odd way to say 'hi' huh?)

i texted him today to tell him i WASNT going, but instead i said exactly this...

"Hey hoeski...2mrw im gonna pass by before everyone gets there to chill for a bit, give the baby his thingy, and then im riding out before everyone starts arriving."

...yea...im an asshole...

my reason is because, i just dont like being around my family anymore.

plain and simple.

(i doubt any of them read this so its ok, lol.)

i just cant deal with 100 people wanting to play the SAME EXACT STUPID 21 QUESTION BULLSHIT EXAM with me. its SO FUCKING ANNOYING! they just want to ask you questions to come at you with insults and their own version of "advice". then they think YOU'RE the one with an attitude when you give them a response or politely say, "i rather not talk about that."

its TOO MUCH with them!! i have enough to worry about in my own life, for others to be making me feel worse.

No no...not doing it...

...he replies exactly this...

"U know this is big for me and i want u there for the whole thing. U dont have to answer to anyone just be there for me please. i never see you and we never spend time together, im asking for this, please just be there for me."

o_o

...i mean... im fucked. i cant say no to that! lol.

but seriously...how fucked up on MY PART to let these vultures come in between my brother and i. hes having my FIRST NEPHEW and im not gonna be there for something as simple as a baby shower?! REEDONKUELISSNESS!! even dumber to think i couldnt deal with it! WHAT?!, like i HAVENT done it a BILLION & 1 times before?!

shame on me complaining about us not seeing each other, and then me try to pull a stunt like that.

:::sigh:::

maybe the baby will make us closer.

maybe the baby will seperate us more.

...but...

WHATEVER HAPPENS..Danny AND My Nephew are a part of me and ill be damned if i let some shit-heads keep me from seeing them.

This post was for all of you to remember who your brothers/sisters/loved ones are.

call, text, email, fax, smoke signal (WHATEVER) them RIGHT NOW and tell them how much they mean to you.

you'll never know when a life chapter is coming to a close, and you'll need to be there to help write the final sentences...

D.J.J.D.4.P.

AOU!

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead...PART DEUX!!

[#nowplaying Saint Motel-Dear Dictator (Sam Sparro Remix)]

Its true kids! IM NOT! yes yes, i have not been blogging about myself like i was in the beginning of this venture, but its because ive been thinking of new ways to bring this page to

THE NEXT LEVEL OF NITRO AWESOMENESS!!!

F.Y.I., theres alot of things coming your way and its gonna be JUICY!

(i dont wanna give away anything til its all ready to be posted.^_^.)

WHAT I CAAAAN SAY!... is that you FINALLY get to meet my best friend (Shes basically me with D's and a Va-JJ) and if your my friend on twitter/facebook/youtube, than your probably familiar with who im referring to...

...yes people...

...The One & Only...

SchrickyTicky

[#nowplaying Crystal Castles-Celestica (Bear In Heaven Remix)]

The lezzy with the heart of gold! She'll be joining me in alot of the blogs new endeavors. its always good to have a womans view on things, ya know?..(even though i consider myself a Lesbian that likes Bears ^_^) Schricks got ALOT to offer. Her music taste and knowledge are enough to make any Rolling Stone reporter turn to suicide.

[NOTE: we here at YoJorgie DO NOT mean to offend..if you know someone that may need help, or if you yourself need help... PLEASE... BOOKMARK this page and go get an Herbal Refreshment!]

...<('-'<) <( '-' )> (>'-')>...

OH!

Hello dancing Kirbys!

...

...i love those guys...

^^)

...you know what people...

...

FUCK IT...im in a giving mood...

:::DRUMROLL:::

COMING SOON TO YOJORGIE!:

-Vlogs

-Live Performances

-Monthly Playlists

& A SHIT LOAD MORE!!

im working hard on trying to make this a funner and different blog for you all to visit so make sure to stick with me through the long run (like my favorite supporter Kristie in the big TEX), and i promise not to disappoint.

i leave you all with a little...

[#nowplaying Gorillaz-Rhinestone Eyes]

As Always..Enjoi.

[Still havent found me anywhere other than here?? Shame on you...

www.facebook.com/jorgefernandezjr

www.myspace.com/just_jorge

www.twitter.com/YoJorgie

www.youtube.com/oompa27

(p.s.-if you goto my youtube page, you'll get a sneak peak of one of my new adventures..yum..)

start with the COPY+PASTE humanoids!!]

REEEEEEEEEMIIIXXX!!!!!!!

Sssoooooo...

early one morning, i get a text from my brother/besty/"GODBROTHER"(lol he hates that.)/mo bro/everything,

Hector-Oscar-Monica-Turner

(name changed for safety purposes ;] )

saying :

"Buuuuuddy, look at what i did to your picture..."

i download the attachment on my BaBaBerry...

...i GA-GA-GAGGED 18912767868 TIMES! ...and do you know WHYYYY i GA-GA-GAGGED 18912767868 times??...

The OOOOONLY THING that this reminded me of... was...

...I dont have to say anymore...

Enjoi..cause YOU KNOOOW i did.

[p.s.-if you havent seen this movie yet...gag 18912767868 times.......(rent it) ^_^ .]

Hi! Im YoJorgie & I aint dead.

its true...im not.

Sorry about being lost (for those of you that actually look at this [BRAVA if u do]), but my life lately has just been one big scrambled egg in ur local school cafeteria. Its been such a mission to try and get shit done, that all i have is articles to post, but no time to do it :(...quite a pain in my ars if u ask me -__- . i am going to do my best however to fix my broken laptop and get back on my writers grind with y'all..

Peace, Love & Ganja.

p.s.- #nowplaying 'Electric 6-Gay Bar'

Gay Bashing @ Its Finest...

What is this FRIGGIN world coming to when i cant even wink at someone without getting my focals cracked. :(

^_^

STAY PUFT HOE!!

^_^ ... i love this nigga...

The Day Has Come...

im finally here im waaaaay to happy about this!!

get ready to get all types of fucked with this one kiddies.

Enjoi...thoroughly.

;]